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Ask Uncle Andy

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Forum Name: General Football
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Printed Date: 19 October 2018 at 11:46pm
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Topic: Ask Uncle Andy
Posted By: Andy Rannard
Subject: Ask Uncle Andy
Date Posted: 11 March 2007 at 5:08pm

I would like to offer my services as an agony 'uncle' for any of our players who might be going through a tough time. So whether you are a young midfielder whose bird has just binned you off, an ageing centre half who cant pull those young boys and so have turned your midlife crisis onto driving sporty cars with personalised number plates or simply an overweight goaly with a dodgy knee whose bunch of lads are suddenly sh*te.

Just leave your message and I will share my sage like advice.

"Tell him to go away or I'll kill him!"
"Goals pay the rent!!"

Posted By: dlooby
Date Posted: 11 March 2007 at 7:47pm
Strange that anyone in our team should even contemplate accepting advice from someone who enjoys wearing womens leopard skin thongs and putting liniment on the end of his c*ck??


Posted By: Team_Speed
Date Posted: 12 March 2007 at 10:34am
He's a troubled man going through his mid-life crisis dave.

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