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Topic: Crotch Watch
Posted By: Andy Rannard
Subject: Crotch Watch
Date Posted: 10 December 2006 at 9:15pm

A brown front moving steadily Southwards.

 

3cms, latte brown with cirrus swirls.



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"Tell him to go away or I'll kill him!"
"Goals pay the rent!!"



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Posted By: Chris Blackburn
Date Posted: 11 December 2006 at 1:19am
and no chris speed there to sh*t himself this week as u attempt to show him a close-up!

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scrouchy


Posted By: Andy Rannard
Date Posted: 25 January 2007 at 9:16pm
Following a night of chilli vodka....
 
Wider than normal coverage, wet and windy. Oak brown 2cms by 4 cms with extended spattering.
 
Outlook: drying up later though remaining humid.


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"Tell him to go away or I'll kill him!"
"Goals pay the rent!!"


Posted By: Andy Rannard
Date Posted: 27 January 2007 at 8:50pm
Extra time produced an impress display this week.
 
5 inches, moist to damp with sustained streakage. Low pressure in the south produced a thin pattern but with impressive length.


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"Tell him to go away or I'll kill him!"
"Goals pay the rent!!"


Posted By: Liam Doyle
Date Posted: 27 January 2007 at 9:52pm
As you were taking a kip in the mud after trying to swallow the ball, somebody asked did we have any smelling salts...and your undies were mentioned.LOL 
Class. Tongue


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"It's 'MR' Chairman to you sunshine."


Posted By: Andy Rannard
Date Posted: 11 February 2007 at 7:35am
As I have been suffering from Bird Flu this week I think it would be more appropriate to have 'hankie watch' this week.
 
Signicant thick green coverage clotting across all areas. Hanky stiffening overnight with the outlook of more mucus based showers to come.


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"Tell him to go away or I'll kill him!"
"Goals pay the rent!!"


Posted By: Si Furlong
Date Posted: 11 February 2007 at 9:36am
Originally posted by Andy Rannard

As I have been suffering from Bird Flu this week
It's been a long time coming, but finally after all these years you admit to being a bird. Although the phrase old tart springs more readily to mind.


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One chance - One goal


Posted By: Andy Rannard
Date Posted: 19 February 2007 at 6:55pm
This week's crotch watch was not available due to the arse being torn out of me during the game, unlike Craig who had it happen after the game.Wink
 
Outlook though is good with a more solid diet, plenty of nuts and solid stools - dry with slight smearing and no seepage expected over the coming days.


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"Tell him to go away or I'll kill him!"
"Goals pay the rent!!"


Posted By: Si Furlong
Date Posted: 22 March 2007 at 9:38am
It is safe to say that the sh*t of recent weeks hasn't been restricted to Rannard's undercrackers. The third teams performances seem to have been emminating more crap than the Angry Man's orrifices

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One chance - One goal


Posted By: Team_Speed
Date Posted: 03 December 2007 at 10:34am
The most disgusting sight i have ever seen this week chaps, Andy pulling out what appears to be a butt plug made out of tissue from his arse after the match and throwing it on the floor.
 
Baulk


Posted By: Si Furlong
Date Posted: 03 December 2007 at 1:33pm
What reviled me even more was Speedy picking it up and sniffing it to confirm his suspicions.

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One chance - One goal


Posted By: Team_Speed
Date Posted: 03 December 2007 at 2:16pm
All lies Furlong.....All lies.


Posted By: dlooby
Date Posted: 03 December 2007 at 3:54pm
Is that why he used a knife and fork for the chip butties, cause his fingers stunk!?!??!?!?!

Evil%20Smile


Posted By: Team_Speed
Date Posted: 03 December 2007 at 4:15pm

If I remember rightly dave, it was you inspecting it wasn't it????



Posted By: dlooby
Date Posted: 04 December 2007 at 8:25am
If you remember right Chris, I was outside 'cause I wasn't playing  ;-)
Don't be ashamed of your fetish.....
Come out of the closet and admit to it all....
It'll be easier for you in the long run!!

Wink


Posted By: Team_Speed
Date Posted: 04 December 2007 at 9:36am

I'd hardly call sniffing andy's undercrackers after a match a fetish, sounds more like torture to me...



Posted By: dlooby
Date Posted: 04 December 2007 at 10:26am
Whatever turns you on mate!!


Posted By: Andy Rannard
Date Posted: 04 December 2007 at 6:36pm
Boys dont need to fight over it there is plenty to go around

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"Tell him to go away or I'll kill him!"
"Goals pay the rent!!"


Posted By: Liam Doyle
Date Posted: 04 December 2007 at 10:34pm
I heard there was a little 'tongue tasting' as well  WinkLOLLOLLOLLOL

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"It's 'MR' Chairman to you sunshine."



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