Sacre Coeur FP Football Club Forum: Paul May’s Rituals

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   Probably a foregone conclusion this one but are there any of you out there lucky enough to have escaped this?

Poll Question: Have you (or a family member) witnessed the pre match pube burning?
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No (I am Stevie Wonder or Ray Charles)	1	[8.33%]
Yes (And my eyes and nostrils will never be the same again)	11	[91.67%]
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Si Furlong Admin Group 3rd Team Manager and Fat Cat Joined: 07 March 2006 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1228	Topic: Paul May’s Rituals Posted: 20 April 2006 at 10:56am
	Probably a foregone conclusion this one but are there any of you out there lucky enough to have escaped this?

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GavScott_12 Coeur Addict Joined: 08 March 2006 Online Status: Offline Posts: 135	Posted: 20 April 2006 at 12:26pm
	SFX AWAY SEPTEMBER 99' A dark day in my life... May closes the door, climbs upon the changing bench drops his everton bills and sets fire to his pubes....'that's sick' I thought....then the smell hit....I tried to scramble for the door but it was everyman for himself, as I was young lad I stood no chance, I still have flash backs of his manic face throgh the smoke, luckily though I've never smelt anything like it since. Counselling is still going well although this could set me back....I was a young lad starting out in the game, all I wanted was a kick-about.
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C Whelan Newbie Joined: 21 March 2006 Online Status: Offline Posts: 11	Posted: 27 April 2006 at 9:31am
	unfortunately i have witnessed this many times throughout my life in pubs, clubs, cars but it did give some welcome heat relief when the pube inferno started in the colditz that is rockvilles changing rooms! what was off putting is not the smell but the ugliest dick you are ever likely to see
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Ray B Groupie Joined: 11 March 2006 Location: United Kingdom Online Status: Offline Posts: 26	Posted: 29 April 2006 at 7:50pm
	More times than I care to remember But now he has got a camera phone..................
	Ray (Chief Scout)
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Si Furlong Admin Group 3rd Team Manager and Fat Cat Joined: 07 March 2006 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1228	Posted: 02 June 2008 at 2:25pm
	Sorry to raise this from the dead but it appears that the beast that is Paul May has taken this to a whole new level. Warning: Scrolling down may well damage your health. Sorry!
	One chance - One goal
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dlooby Social Committee Joined: 08 March 2006 Online Status: Offline Posts: 529	Posted: 02 June 2008 at 2:49pm
	I have heard many 'horror' stories on this subject and at first thought I was being wound up, until more and more of the lads told me their versions!! FREAK!!!! ;-)
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