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Si Furlong
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Quote Si Furlong Replybullet Topic: Paul May’s Rituals
    Posted: 20 April 2006 at 10:56am
Probably a foregone conclusion this one but are there any of you out there lucky enough to have escaped this?
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Quote GavScott_12 Replybullet Posted: 20 April 2006 at 12:26pm

SFX AWAY SEPTEMBER 99'

A dark day in my life... May closes the door, climbs upon the changing bench drops his everton bills and sets fire to his pubes....'that's sick' I thought....then the smell hit....I tried to scramble for the door but it was everyman for himself, as I was young lad I stood no chance, I still have flash backs of his manic face throgh the smoke, luckily though I've never smelt anything like it since.

Counselling is still going well although this could set me back....I was a young lad starting out in the game, all I wanted was a kick-about.

 

 

 

 

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Quote C Whelan Replybullet Posted: 27 April 2006 at 9:31am
unfortunately i have witnessed this many times throughout my life in pubs, clubs, cars but it did give some welcome heat relief when the pube inferno started in the colditz that is rockvilles changing rooms!   what was off putting is not the smell but the ugliest dick you are ever likely to see
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Quote Ray B Replybullet Posted: 29 April 2006 at 7:50pm

More times than I care to remember

But now he has got a camera phone..................

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Quote Si Furlong Replybullet Posted: 02 June 2008 at 2:25pm
Sorry to raise this from the dead but it appears that the beast that is Paul May has taken this to a whole new level.
 
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Quote dlooby Replybullet Posted: 02 June 2008 at 2:49pm
I have heard many 'horror' stories on this subject and at first thought I was being wound up, until more and more of the lads told me their versions!!
FREAK!!!!  ;-)
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