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Andy Rannard
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Quote Andy Rannard Replybullet Topic: Crotch Watch
    Posted: 10 December 2006 at 9:15pm

A brown front moving steadily Southwards.

 

3cms, latte brown with cirrus swirls.

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Quote Chris Blackburn Replybullet Posted: 11 December 2006 at 1:19am
and no chris speed there to sh*t himself this week as u attempt to show him a close-up!
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Quote Andy Rannard Replybullet Posted: 25 January 2007 at 9:16pm
Following a night of chilli vodka....
 
Wider than normal coverage, wet and windy. Oak brown 2cms by 4 cms with extended spattering.
 
Outlook: drying up later though remaining humid.
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Quote Andy Rannard Replybullet Posted: 27 January 2007 at 8:50pm
Extra time produced an impress display this week.
 
5 inches, moist to damp with sustained streakage. Low pressure in the south produced a thin pattern but with impressive length.
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Quote Liam Doyle Replybullet Posted: 27 January 2007 at 9:52pm
As you were taking a kip in the mud after trying to swallow the ball, somebody asked did we have any smelling salts...and your undies were mentioned.LOL 
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Quote Andy Rannard Replybullet Posted: 11 February 2007 at 7:35am
As I have been suffering from Bird Flu this week I think it would be more appropriate to have 'hankie watch' this week.
 
Signicant thick green coverage clotting across all areas. Hanky stiffening overnight with the outlook of more mucus based showers to come.
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Quote Si Furlong Replybullet Posted: 11 February 2007 at 9:36am
Originally posted by Andy Rannard

As I have been suffering from Bird Flu this week
It's been a long time coming, but finally after all these years you admit to being a bird. Although the phrase old tart springs more readily to mind.
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Quote Andy Rannard Replybullet Posted: 19 February 2007 at 6:55pm
This week's crotch watch was not available due to the arse being torn out of me during the game, unlike Craig who had it happen after the game.Wink
 
Outlook though is good with a more solid diet, plenty of nuts and solid stools - dry with slight smearing and no seepage expected over the coming days.
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Quote Si Furlong Replybullet Posted: 22 March 2007 at 9:38am
It is safe to say that the sh*t of recent weeks hasn't been restricted to Rannard's undercrackers. The third teams performances seem to have been emminating more crap than the Angry Man's orrifices
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Quote Team_Speed Replybullet Posted: 03 December 2007 at 10:34am
The most disgusting sight i have ever seen this week chaps, Andy pulling out what appears to be a butt plug made out of tissue from his arse after the match and throwing it on the floor.
 
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