Sacre Coeur Former Pupils Football Club
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personal information
full name Paul Anthony May
date of birth 28/01/1972
place of birth Fazakerley Hospital
married Single (Gladly)
children Keira and (Supposedly) Conor
pets 0 (but have had a lot of dogs)
car None (As Ex's take them the away)
occupation Prisoner until 07/12/2015.
A0132AG (B-1-37)
see bottom of page for contact details
describe yourself
in 5 words
Present: Out of my depth
Normally: Outgoing, Friendly, Funny, Pube Burning


football career and allegiances
team(s) played for Sacre Coeur 1989-2009. Also had a year with Hightown 2006-07)
honours A couple of Cup wins and 1 league win. Not sure of the years though.
describe yourself as a player I can play anywhere on the pitch, even in goal. Could put a good few goals away in my younger years, Solid defender and a tricky midfielder.
position My early years, left or right midfield, then centre midfield. Last 10-12 years as a defender and occasionally in goal
shirt number Always the number 7 unless someone got it before me. Unusual that they did though
boots Yeh been with a lot of them!
changing room nickname Smell the pe-abs
debut 3-1 away at Old Xavs (I think) in 1989
all time favourite sacre coeur player(s) Ste Turnbull (Burmo). Funny, useless, bandy legged freak, but would always give it his all
favourite sacre coeur memories Being part of Gerry Profit's Crazy Gang. Having the likes of Me, Ste Turnbull, Gerry Nall, Barry McNee, Barry Summerfield, Chris Moss, Ashy and Ste Power in one side. The funniest set of who would give it their all in the pub!
worst sacre coeur memories
Breaking my nose at Bankfield. I was playing Centre Back and their forward went to do an overhead kick and got me in the grid. I then tried to carry on before collapsing again
Likes and Dislikes
team(s) supported
Everton. loved my first time at wembley winning the FA Cup against Watford in 1984, I was aged 12. I hated the coach home on my own in 1989 though.
favourite professional player
Tricky Trev (Trevor Steven).
Reminds me of myself (ha ha!)
childhood hero
Trevor Steven
favourite musical artist
Snow Patrol
favourite album
Mel C - Northern Star
watch a track on youtube
last album you bought/downloaded
Pink's new album, bought 3 days before this nightmare started
watch a track on youtube
favourite movie
Prison Break (joke). Shawkshank Redemption and Goodfellas (seriously though)
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last movie you bought/downloaded
Havent a clue, Oh yer, Goodfellas uncut version
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favourite actor/actress
Actor - Will Smith
Actress - Andi McDowell (4 Weddings and a Funeral, not Roddy McDowell, Palnet of the Apes)
favourite tv show (recent)
How I met your Mother
favourite tv show (all time)
favourite holiday destination
Marmaris (Turkey) Back in 1994
favourite food
Before now Indian, Currently, Slops with Maggots !!
favourite drink
Vodka an Red Bull (Called 'Mayhems' in Cad's)
other likes/dislikes Likes: Bang Up time, It cant come quick enough.
Dislikes: When It's my turn to pick up the soap at Shower Time!! OUCH!!
5 guests for dinner
Mel Gibson
to bring the ale
Will Smith
to tell the jokes
Paris Hilton Katie Price Sarah Harding
these 3 are dirtier than me
pet hates Birds altogether. Cranks, F*cking Cranks, Cranks I say, Cranks!
pearl of wisdom
Dont let women in so much
Watch your F*cking back and don't let your guard down.

If anybody wishes to write to Paul you can via His number is A0132AG (B-1-37). Or you can contact the club on for more details
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